ESJ's Blog
Back in school..............shit, I want summer back.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
YES!
I have a feeling I may be the last person to find this on the internet, but:
http://www.microsith.com/index.php3
Destroying the Earth? From a science think tank? Coooll...
Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth
This is also really groold (my new word for great, good, and cool). Even though I didn't use "groold" before, the word also applies to this, as it did to that memorabilia site. So live with it.
Cool Site
Souvenirland Main Gate - Disneyland memorabilia
Sorry for the lack of blogness. It's mainly laziness behind it...Here's a really cool site about all this interesting Disneyland stuff. Not a bad site at all.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Political Cartoonists
At Brian's request, these pictures are linked. Expend some physical effort for once!
http://cagle.com/news/StarWars2005/images/cagle0kj0.gif
http://cagle.com/news/StarWars2005/images2/duffy.gif
Saturday, May 21, 2005
I stole something...
Guess what it is? No, not tha-well, yes, I stole my Darth Vader pic. And n-ok, well, that too. But the newest thing I stole...the clock thingy by your mouse.
Stolen from (gotsta give credit where credit is due):
http://www.thisistrue.com/y2k.html
Tell me what you think!
EDIT: OK, that sucked. I got rid of it because it was slowing the blog down even more than those massive sound clips and unnecessarily large Star Wars picatures. So don't tell me what you think.
I don't know a better way to laugh online...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I just got this hilarious free song from online by an a capella group called moosebutter. Here's the link: http://www.moosebutter.com/media.php
AHAHAHAHAHAAA....ha!
Friday, May 20, 2005
Bah...
MSN - News - Topher Grace Joins 'Spider-Man 3' Cast
Anybody associated with "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton" should not be allowed to incolve themselves in a movie I was going to see...
Wow...
Just saw Star Wars, and all I can say is wow...go see it! Though I would reccomend seeing the others first...you might be a bit lost otherwise. The best of the prequels and a near tie with Empire Strikes Back. Wow...
Thursday, May 19, 2005
STAR WARS!!!
Star Wars opened today! w00t!




All images taken from The Force.Net, the most awesome Star Wars site online!
Make sure to check out Star Wars Spoofs if you don't already know about, as well as Dude Studios, home of the hilarious Star Dude cartoons. Celebrate this day, my friends. This movie may be the defining one of our generation.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
The greatest travesty in the history of mankind...
And I'm back for a brief rant. I just opened the DVD for the classic movie adaptation of John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath. It is one of the unparalleled pieces of both American literature and cinema, yet on the back, two words appeared that made me fume. It lists a quote from TV guide calling the movie, "Emotionally Gripping."
WHY THE HELL DO WE NEED QUOTES FROM TV GUIDE ON OUR DVDS??? Some dipshit down at 20th Century Fox Classics must have thought, "Oh, this movie needs a modern review written by crackmonkeys who didn't make the cut wrtiting for Playboy." Seriously, I'm pissed. I'll still try to enjoy the movie, but my emotions will not be gripped just cause TV Guide says so...losers...
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
And the debate is over...
Brian has, in effect, blinked first in our debate by withdrawing, while still keeping his honor by claiming it's out of frustration. I don't really care if he doesn't. But I'm keeping the chat up there and I still reserve the right to delete any comments on my blog. Don't let that deter you from posting comments, but please do not spam with nonsensical crap and then later claim you were using it to prove a point. I do not have ESP, so don't expect me to.
Anyhoo, everything else is going well...In NSL, we're doing an in-class project that quite frankly, I don't think is very fun or educational. But meh...we're done w/ APs, I'm in a group of smart people (rather than what Suzie referred to as "the dregs"), and things are OK.
And I leave you with a quote from Benjamin Franklin:
"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none."
Monday, May 16, 2005
Sunday, May 15, 2005
On post deletion
You act your age, BO, and I'll respect you. But don't you dare try to be such an arrogant jackass and then blame me for your issues again.
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Thoughts about thinking
Here's a part of a conversation with one of the people I'll be at Brown with over the summer via IM.
20th Century History through...Google??
http://catandgirl.com/and/timeline/index.html
Very weird but very cool. It seems the creator searched for each year 1900-2000 and found pictures for them.
Strange...now I feel like blogging.....dotdotdot....
Yay! Back into the swing of blogging. How fun. I'm feeling much better today, thank you very much. Now, on to our first order of business:
Chrissie's Xanga is now legible! w00t! So now I don't have to highlight the text to read it. To Chrissie, thanks for not making me expend any physical effort on the web. It's nice when people do that sorta stuff for you. Now, on to our second order of business:
There was a really funny cartoon in the Washington Post the other day, but I can't find it online and I don't have a scanner, so I'll just describe it. There are all these gnurds lined up in front of a table where two army men, wearing Chewbacca and Yoda masks, sit. Behind them is a poster with the words "Army of one" covered up by a new poster claiming, "Sign up here for free Star Wars tickets!" Depressing, yet funny. Now, on to our third order of business:
These are some high-larious Foxtrot strips:

Friday, May 13, 2005
The System is Down
Actually, my brain's system is. I don't really feel like posting today. I don't feel like posting yesterday, either. Sorry if I've let any of my devotional fans (*pfft-yeah, right*) down. Go find something shiny to amuse yourselves with.
w00t for ending a sentence w/ a preposition!
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Monday, May 09, 2005
Sunday, May 08, 2005
On Mother's Day
You know, I've never really liked the really over-commercialized holidays. Valentine's Day, Easter, and others stick in my mind. But the idea that Mother's day is one of these is debateable. Sure, it's very well hyped and all, but there's a deeper meaning behind it. There's a respect for the women who have raised us and I think that respect should continue. So be with your family today, especially your moms if you can be. That's all this holiday requires. Though it wouldn't hurt to be kind to your moms the other 364 days of the year...
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Friday, May 06, 2005
APUSHing me over the edge
So today was the AP US exam. It actually went a lot better than I expected, so I'm happy. But tired. I'm tiredappy. So tiredappy, in fact, that I'm willing to make up dumb words so I can have some substance in my blog. Here's what an online dictionary had to say:
tiredappy--adj. Something that ESJ just made up off the top of his head. It's dumb, so you shut up now.
Seriously. You shut up now.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
I have absolutely nothing to say.
Seriously, I got nothing out of the ordinary for today. Things are going well, I actually understand what we're doing in RL (*GASP*), and AP studying continues. I just wanted to post something now, cause tonight's a big get-ahead night for my APUSH studying. Also, for anyone reading this blog for the first time (i.e. people who I've ordered to visit here via IM), feel free to post comments by clicking on the undoubtedly "O comments" link below. Just an FYI...
Oh, and here's the stupid pic that y'all never asked for:
Monday, May 02, 2005
Man at Work...
If I had time, I'd post a picture of one of those little stickly men from those "Men at Work" signs. But I don't have time. So screw you.
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