I have insulted you! You challenge me to a duel!

Now, the title of this post would have been a certain quote from Stinkoman 20X6, but Kit has proposed another challenge to me. Last night he bet that I couldn't go 24 hours without using a H*R reference. That's...wait, no I can't say b*****. That's a H*R reference. Alright, I'll see what I can do. Although, Kit, you know this is slowly killing my comedic energy. I need segues! I need non sequiturs! Very sorry if this post is not funny (of course, most of them aren't...). Yeah, seriously, Kit. This is killing me. When this is over, I'm going to wring your neck...or something. Tis the season to be jolly!