Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Back to school, back to life, back to homework

WHY? WHY, DEAR GOD, OH WHY???

Anyhoo, school is back in session, and as much as I hate getting up and I despise that villanous product of Lucifer known as homework (especially summer homework...blegh), I have to admit in the first 2 days things are going pretty well. I like all my classes and most of my teachers so overall things are grood.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

I'm addicted to Sudoku...

In case you haven't heard, the newest craze sweeping the globe is an incredibly innovative game appearing in many major papers in the U.S. and elsewhere known as Sudoku. You are given a set of 81 squares, in 9 3x3 sets. The numbers 1-9 must appear in every horizontal row, every vertical column, and every 3x3 box. It's so much fun...I solved today's puzzle in the Washington Post comics. I advise anyone and everyone to try it out. The sense of accomplishment when everything is right is incredible. I can see why the rest of the world is captivated.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

*spit take* You mean I'm back? Yeah, but not for long...

Maddox says the truest things I've ever heard in my lifetime.

Yeah yeah, haven't post for a long while, blah blah. I probably won't be posting much all summer. So go find something shiny and have a good time. Meanwhile, I'll be busting my ass (pfft, yeah right) working at a summer camp during the day and going to Drivers' Ed at night. Even though I have repeatedly let them, the good times have yet to roll fully out. They kinda come out, then recede once I head off to BCC for my class. I'm hoping Rhode Island will be cool when I go in a week.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

So true...

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Just click. Watch. Thank me later.

Watch this!

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Wooooohooooo!!!

I just got back from the Nats game versus the Toronto Blue Jays. Quite a lot of fun, that. Lessee...

Well, we left my house around 4:48 and drove to my dad's office where we parked and walked to the Metro. After a brief ride behind a huge fat guy's butt (which reminded me of the old chinese proverb, "Crowded Elevator Smell Different to Midget"--I was sitting), we got to the stadium and grabbed our 2nd row seats, right behind the BJ's dugout. Before the game we were "treated" to bad music and mildly suggestive hip thrusts and gyrations courtesy of everyone's favorite fat chicken, Screech. However, this was a perfect prelude to an orgy of pure Blue Jay ass-kicking. The BJs got pounded into the ground so much during this game, I'm surprised the Audoban society didn't protest and impede the progress of baseball at its finest. Truly a memorable experience. But now, as the adrenaline high wears off, I feel less and less like blogging and more and more like falling to slee-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

Summer Camp

So, I'm working as what's called a "Staff Assistant" at Technology Is Cool, aka TIC, Summer Camp. It's the final year in training before I can become a counselor. You do all sorts of random work around the camp all day long, culminating in a massive orgy of steel and asphalt known as Carpool. See, TIC has this incredibly smart system for parents to pick up their kids. The parents drive into the school, get in line behind other parents, and have orange cards with their kids' names on them prominently placed on the dashboard. The "Writers," other staff assistants, write down these names and make lists for a person with a bullhorn standing at the front of the line with the kids to call out. The writers give the lists to "Runners" to, obviously, run them to the front. Behind all this are the "Goers," "Stoppers," and "Directors," all of whom are esentially human traffic cones. To be one of these, you must help sort the cars in the proper order so that when names are called out at the front, the kid can go directly to the front. It's all a very confusing process to explain without showing, but hey, it works.

Friday, June 17, 2005

We were going to have a cake, but we opted for power pellets instead

Happy birthday to Pac-Man! The weird little yellow thing turns 25 today. Good for him:

http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/games/pacman/pacman.swf

Yeah. I know. Lame, ain't it?

Anyhoo, I'm enjoying summer quite a bit. I've become addicted to this game, called "Virtual Magic Kingdom" (http://www.vmk.com) where basically you live in Disney World and do stuff there all day long. It's much fun and I advise any of the maybe 2 people reading this to check it out. My vmk sn is SuperMario.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

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Click it and watch it to the end. This is easily the greatest piece of advertising I have ever seen.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Stupid people....

Students' BB gun science project banned - Education - MSNBC.com

This is really dumb, I have to say...

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

WAAAAHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I'm out of school!!!! w00t!!! But don't expect that to mean this post will have any substance!!!!! Lots of dumbass repeating exclamation points!!!!!! Maybe I should add some ones in here!!!1111!!! Or maybe not!!!!!!1 Whoops, there's one!!!!! Bye!!!!!!!

Note: You got a problem with this post, then sucks for you. I'll be back to normal posting someday! You'll see! You'll all see! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!1